so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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