Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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