Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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