Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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