Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Mom said you looked used
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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