I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize
