Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
This baby is an asshole
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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