Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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