So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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