There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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