fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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