Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
dude i'm inner monologue high
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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