your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
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