batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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