Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
