Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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