this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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