Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
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