I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Come share oat with me in your robe
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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