their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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