You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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