I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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