Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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