how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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