he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Randomize
