called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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