Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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