how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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