Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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