remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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