If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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