so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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