i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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