He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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