none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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