guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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