I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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