I thought spray tan was a myth
?
You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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