had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
you made out with another girl for some wings
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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