If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Randomize
