Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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