why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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