I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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