I must be too annoying 4 u.
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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