I'm really into asian looking animals
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
My bed smells like the plague
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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