i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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