Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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