I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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