i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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