If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
